lets all be angry about things we don’t really understand!

hooray!

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wait what?

trying to send an angry text, forgetting that predictive text doesn’t have swear words

• you’re a dublin aunt
• so full of shiv
• duck you

worst things to have in public toilets

1. a poster with a creepily smiling face on the back of the stall door, watching you
2. a mirror on the back of the stall door (this has happened to me). i had no idea where to look
3. a special pull-in-case-of-emergency cord that ISN’T RED so you pull it, thinking it’s the light switch and some bloke starts trying to knock the door down

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stupid bitch i hate you so much i’m going to make you on sims and kill you

“rawr means i love you in dinosaur <3333 XDD”

no it doesn’t it means run away i’m going to fucking eat you

there are people in my year

that have acted unconcerned about exams throughout the whole year

and so didn’t put in nearly enough work

consequently, it’s rather likely that they will fail

is this happens, they’ll probably cry and complain about how it wasn’t fair

and i will dance on the graves of their hopes and aspirations

because it’s their own fault

things that make me hate people

today, this girl popped up on facebook

and asked all those standard “how are you?” type questions

and then, completely randomly, she comes out with this shit:

does she want a bloody sticker or

my childhood →

ICECREAM MOTHERFUCKER

it’s so great when a piece of technology starts to beep at you for NO REASON AT ALL

today was nice

i lay outside on a blanket, safely in the shade, and reread three rather good books

it feels like my exams are already done

in a way, i’d prefer it if each exam was about five house long

and asked you pretty much everything

because then you wouldn’t get horribly unlucky and not do as well as you could

and you wouldn’t waste hours learning stuff that you don’t need to know

three hours until my biology exam

bugger