things that make me hate people

today, this girl popped up on facebook

and asked all those standard “how are you?” type questions

and then, completely randomly, she comes out with this shit:

does she want a bloody sticker or

my childhood →

ICECREAM MOTHERFUCKER

it’s so great when a piece of technology starts to beep at you for NO REASON AT ALL

today was nice

i lay outside on a blanket, safely in the shade, and reread three rather good books

it feels like my exams are already done

in a way, i’d prefer it if each exam was about five house long

and asked you pretty much everything

because then you wouldn’t get horribly unlucky and not do as well as you could

and you wouldn’t waste hours learning stuff that you don’t need to know

three hours until my biology exam

bugger

yesterday i spent six hours watching films and an hour in front of the mirror

WHY AM I SO STUPID?

these ‘perfect boy/girl’ lists are one of the most infuriating things on the internet.

take this for example.

it’s over a hundred bloody attributes long.　

for god’s sake

stop using instagram

it’s a picture of a shoe 　

“that’s so totally random!!!!!!!!1!”

no it’s not

that is something that only a random number generator can truly achieve

go away

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i don’t really have a reason to post this but whatever

i was getting changed and forgot to close the curtains

i glanced out and there was this middle aged bloke standing there smiling at me

oh god

seeing as my exams start in a week, now is obviously the ideal time for me to watch all of the films i never got around to seeing

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really?